The Gist
The first movie is about how these random trains and oil plants start blowing up all over the world and no one has any idea why. Some scientists think that it is people from the moon coming to destroy us so they send up one of the scientists to talk to the moon people to see is what going on. When he gets there the aliens do not want to cooperate and have other plans in store. In the second movie, a guy walks into a room full of people (who have no idea why they are there) and tells them that the most incredible thing has happened to him. They sit there as he tells them of how a couple of months ago they found how long ago this civilization used to do sacrifices. Intrigued he went down with a couple of his buddies to see what was happening down there and they found jewels beyond their wildest dreams. There plans are ruined when a mummy comes back from the dead and tries to destroy their plans. Meanwhile Joel and the robots are being attacked by space dogs that think their ship is a bone.
What We Think
Reviewed by The North Star
This was one of the WORST Mystery Science Theaters that I have ever seen. I recently watched it with Dream and we couldn’t even finish it, it was so terrible. First off, it didn’t make any sense what-so-ever, they started off with one movie which was pretty funny and then half-way through they switched to another movie which was terrible and not funny at all. The first movie was really stupid and really confusing, but the comments were some-what funny. The second one was just plain awful, nothing about it at all was funny, not even the comments made by the peanut gallery. Dream and I tried to get into it but we just couldn’t, we sat there wondering when some funny comment was going to be said. Sadly, that never happened, and we ended up not finishing it just fastfowarding to the end to see what happened with the skit. You know that a Mystery Science Theater has gone bad when someone wants to see what happens in the skits and could care less about the movie comments. I would also like to point out that although there was an Aztec Mummy there was no robot. I really have nothing to say about this Mystery Science Theater but NEVER, NEVER watch it.
Real Teen Rating~ The actual movie: O: seriously that is a zero
Mystery Science Theater: F :I wouldn’t waste my time
Reviewed by Dream Catcher
All I can think to say are these two things: I am extremely happy I didn’t have to write the gist and I completely agree with everything the North Star has blogged about this Mystery Science Theater. Why am I glad I didn’t have to write the gist? Well, I did not understand this movie at all. How could I summarize it if I had no idea what was happening while I was watching the movie. And yes, I agree with the North Star on this. It was a terrible Mystery Science Theater. The only times I ever laughed was at the very beginning, and it wasn’t even a good laugh. Barely a chuckle. I laugh at a lot of things, half of which aren’t very funny. If this can’t get me to laugh, it can get no one to laugh. It was confusing, it was weird, and it was boring. I think I’m going to leave it at that.
Real Teen Rating~ The actual movie: O : Seriously, that is a zero.
Mystery Science Theater~ F : I wouldn’t waste my time.
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