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Monday, 25 March 2013

The Color Purple - Alice Cooper

Posted on 07:41 by Unknown
The Gist

The Color Purple
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Celie is a poor black woman in the 1960s. She tells the story of her life through letters. She is physically and mentally abused, constantly put down by her stepfather and husband, and is too meek to fight back. When she meets Shug, a jazz singer and mistress of her husband, she starts to realize that being a black woman doesn't mean she's worthless, and she can be whoever and whatever she wants to be.

What We Think
Reviewed by Living Destiny
Number of Pages: 295
Honestly, is summer reading ever anything good? No. It isn't. And The Color Purple certainly isn't the exception to that rule. I really hated it. First of all, let me just talk about the writing for a minute. Dialect. For those lucky souls that don't know what dialect is, it's when you write in an accent, and you write the way the words sound. So in a Boston dialect, the word car would be written out as "cah". You can just imagine how obnoxious that would be. And this whole book is written in dialect. I understand that the book is set in the south, the dialect is unnecessary. Adding it means the whole story is written with very poor grammar and spelling, and the creation of words that just exude stupidity. Also, there are no quotation marks. Ever. When people talk, it looks like prose. There's no distinguishing marks telling that this statement was spoken and this one was dialogue. It all runs together. And this book won a Pulitzer Prize. 
With that out of the way, the writing style wasn't good. Writing in letters is extremely hit or miss, and this is a miss. With the way it's written, you get no sense of the emotion in the characters. Part of that is the personality of the main character, Celie, but part of it is definitely the writing. It's so blank and dull. Even big, horrific events are written in a void of personal attachment. It makes it difficult to care about the characters, or have any investment in their lives and well being, if they don't seem to care themselves. 
The storyline didn't interest me. It's not that it's boring, because lots of things happen, it just wasn't exciting either. Totally middle of the road, ho hum, blah. And that all connects back to the poor writing style. The characters too. Celie was too meek for her own good, but Shug was too bold. Mister was the typical abuser, an over controlling husband who took pleasure from power. Harpo was awful, trying to abuse his wife only because he thought it was how life was supposed to work. Nettie was almost forgettable. Dull. The only character I even remotely liked was Adam, a bit player in Nettie's story. He doesn't do a whole lot, but at least he has the emotional depth to feel conflicted over love and morality. That's fantastic compared to everyone else in the novel.
For the whole book, I just didn't care. And that made me angry the longer I read. This is supposed to be a deep novel that touches on serious subjects. And I didn't feel a thing. And that's so frustrating, when a book isn't executed well. There isn't a redeemable quality in this entire novel.

Real Teen Rating ~ F: Don't even bother.
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Thursday, 30 June 2011

The Magen - Joel Liriano

Posted on 19:15 by Unknown
The Gist: 













The Magen
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Freddy and Gustavo get busted for talking during a test, and what is their punishment? The principal sentences them to a social suicide mission; go on a fourth grade field trip to a museum. The seemingly normal trip to a museum turns into an unexpected adventure revolving around a mysterious and powerful scroll with the power of time travel. The boys did NOT know what they were getting into.

What We Think 
Reviewed by Dream Catcher 
Number of Pages: 28 
I've never been one for ebooks of any sort. But, hey, this was recommended to us, and it was only 28 pages, and there was a free download on smashwords. Win, win, win, right? That's what I thought. So I went on to smashwords and just viewed it from there. And I read it. I wanted to like it. But I did not. 

First thing: the whole story was completely ridiculous. The only reason they're going to the museum at all is because they were talking during a test. They were sentenced to the principal, who promptly sentenced them to going on a FIELD TRIP (some punishment, right?) with fourth graders. That would never happen. Ever. UGH. Oh, and let me point out a plot hole. They travel back in time to the 1600s and meet a Native American shaman (basically a psychic). And he speaks perfect English. I don't think every single 17th century native american was fluent in English. A few knew it, but it's known that not every single native knew the language. So think of the odds that Freddy and Gustavo happened to come across one of the few who DID speak English. It's a small detail, but still. THEN, at certain points Freddy and Ochu (the shaman guy) say these spell type things that supposedly came from the spirits (or whatever) of the Native Americans. But if that was the case...why were the spells in LATIN? Native Americans didn't speak Latin, much less make important time-travel spells out of it! Now, the author never comes out and says it's in Latin. No, I just thought, hey that looks like Latin... It'd be funny if it actually was, because that really wouldn't make ANY sense at all. And I looked it up. AND IT WAS. The time travel spell just says, time past present future in Latin (very original, by the way), except he spelled 'time' wrong in Latin. It's tempus, not tempos.  Jeez. Get it right, man. The other spells aren't any more original, or any less Latin. So, points off for un-authenticity.
Another thing: the supposed plot twists. They weren't twisty! AT ALL. I saw everything coming and wasn't the least bit surprised by any of the character's epiphanies or the anything else. So...plot twists were kind of a fail. A complete fail.
I would mention something about the characters, but there's really nothing to report. They were dull and cliche. Oh! And awkward. How could I EVER forget awkward? Enough said.
Then there was the writing. It was awkward and half of the lines were run-on sentences that didn't make any sense. There was this prologue thing at the beginning that served virtually no purpose to the rest of the story. It would have been better if the prologue was worded differently (I could hardly understand what was going on because of the unclear sentence structure) or if it had been taken out completely. The dialogue was also really awkward. Most of it was too stiff and not something a normal kid would say (i.e. "hello mother" is weird, especially when compared to normal phrases like "hey", "hi" or even "hi, mom"). So that really could have used some work. Then there was the author's need to point out everything that was blatantly obvious to the reader. He'd point out something random and unnecessary. Something that everyone should have been able to figure out on their own. It was annoying to have everything spelled out over and over.
I won't even get into the horrific amount of grammar typos...ugh. An editor's nightmare.That's basically it...except I have to mention one more thing. At one point, Freddy's talking to his teacher and he addresses her, not as her actual name, but 'teacher'. He just says something like "But, teacher - ". Maybe it's just me, but I don't think people tend to say that. I dunno. It's something to think on. Sadly, there was NO redeeming quality at all in this book. I honestly couldn't find one thing I liked about it.  I wanted to like this. But I couldn't. Sorry. 

Real Teen Rating ~ F : Don't even bother.
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Sunday, 27 March 2011

A Nervous Splendor - Frederic Morton

Posted on 19:07 by Unknown
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A Nervous Splendor
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The time is 1888.  The place is Vienna, Austria.  Let history run its course. 
This book, A Nervous Splendor by Frederic Morton, chronicles the city of Vienna for almost a year, from July 1888 to April 1889.  It details everything from the price of sugar to the rising rate of suicide, and everyone from a lowly shoe-maker’s son to the Crown Prince of Vienna.  It comes back to Prince Rudolf and his mistress Mary Vetsera most often, and circles around their lives up to their deaths, when the kill themselves together.  It tells the tale of a proud city growing sadder with time. 

What We Think
Reviewed by Living Destiny
Number of pages: 340
Obviously, the gist is pretty sparse for this book.  There just isn’t a lot to say about the plot of this book.  I mean, the main character is a city.  Not a person, or even multiple people.  A city.  Who writes this stuff?  Oh, Frederic Morton does. 

What I liked about this book.  Hmmm.  Well there wasn’t a lot, that’s for sure.  I liked the character Mary Vetsera when she was first introduced.  She’s described as a young lady with ‘nerve’ who adroitly climbed the social ladder with her flamboyance and ambition.  She makes it her ultimate goal to capture the attention, and heart of Crown Prince Rudolf.  She’s spunky, and I admire her persistence.  But then she has to go make a suicide pact with Rudolf, and she doesn’t even love him.  When they created their pact, she saw it not as a way to be with him but a way to well and truly make her mark on history.  And I just didn’t like her anymore.  I liked some of the quotes in the book too, like this one: “Why hast thou lived?  Why hast thou suffered . . . To what purpose?”  There were a few little tidbits in there that really caught my eye and made me think.  But only a few.  The writing was, for the most part, dry and impersonal.  I couldn’t find any of the writer’s personality or style in the writing.  It was purely factual, and made for a very boring read.  The only other thing I liked in the whole book was the pictures.  They were inserted for a historical purpose, much like the entire book, but I liked them for the connection they made to the people.  With the pictures I could visualize the characters, and recreate their lives.  Without them, this bland book would have been even duller.  Now, what I didn’t like.  Unfortunately, I can’t say everything, but it comes pretty close to everything.  The writing style, as I mentioned before, was totally awful.  There was no spark of life in it.  It was like a heartbeat monitor hooked up to a corpse.  Just one obnoxious flat line screaming out in a monotone, trying desperately to catch someone’s attention.  It was so boring I almost fell asleep while reading it.  Then there was the subject itself.  Sorry, but I just don’t care about the city of Vienna during 1888.  Maybe if the book was only about Mary Vetsera and Crown Prince Rudolf I would have liked it more, but it wasn’t.  It was about the whole city.  It jumped back and forth to basically everybody in Vienna.  There’d be a paragraph about Sigmund Freud, then one about the Crown Prince, then one about Katharina Schratt, then Johann Strauss.  And on and on and on.  So many different people talked about, forgotten for ten chapters, and brought back in, expecting to be remembered.  9.5 times out of 10, I didn’t remember them.  The characters were all so brief in their appearances, I couldn’t connect to any of them.  The only common element was the city, and I didn’t feel any deep personal connection to Vienna either.  In fact, the only connections I felt to any part of the story at all came when there were mentions of the theatre, music, writing, or some other sort of art, those being my passions in life.  Otherwise, I simply didn’t care. 

Basically, I read this book for history class.  There were slim pickings for the book you could read, and this one was what I got.  I know it’s a history assignment, but I still had some hope for it.  It was quickly squashed under the weight of heavy, emotionless text and too many characters who didn’t develop enough to care about.  Don’t ever read this book for fun.  And if you find yourself presented with a history writing assignment, which I’m about to turn this review into, don’t pick this book. 

Real Teen Rating ~ F: Don’t even bother!
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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

The House on Mango Street - Sandra Cisneros

Posted on 17:26 by Unknown




The House on Mango Street
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The Gist
 The House on Mango Street is a book written entirely in little stories called vignettes.  It tells the story of Esperanza, a girl uncomfortable with the house she has living on Mango Street, and her adventures (or sometimes her misadventures).


What We Think
Reviewed by Living Destiny
Number of Pages: 128
We read this book for school.  I was forced.  In all honesty, I didn’t like it at all.  It wasn’t the way it was written, because I’ve read other books written in that story that weren’t bad.  I really don’t know why I didn’t like it just rubbed me the wrong way I guess.  There were a couple little bits I like, but other than that it did nothing for me.  Esperanza, the main character, gets into a lot of trouble, but not in the normal ways.  She is attacked physically multiple times throughout the book, and it horrified me a little bit.  Her friends are either whiny or bad influences.  She doesn’t talk about her family much.  The book has way too much figurative language.  I don’t object to a little bit here and there, but it was like half the book.  Overall it was confusing and hard to read, and I was glad when it was over.
Real Teen Rating~ D: read it if your bored…I guess…


Reviewed by The North Star
I also had to read this for school and when our teacher introduced this book another girl in my class says, “OHHH no not the house on mango street”.  We all turned to him and asked her why she didn’t like and she couldn’t give us an answer and from them it was all down-hill.  The book was written in a strange way and Sandra didn’t really make the connection with the audience that she needed to make and that was with the main character.  No matter what happened to Esperanza I personally didn’t care.  She could have robbed a bank and just because of the writting style that the author was using it would have been boring to read.  Nothing about this book appealed to me except I liked the monkey garden that she goes to, to relax in.  Besides that it was about 100pgs and each chapter was only 2-3 pgs, so if the chapter was longer than that it was a pain to read it. I’m sorry Sandra Cisneros.
Real Teen Rating~F: Don’t even bother!
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