Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Werewolf

Mystery Science Theater 3000
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The Gist
After digging up strange bones, a man becomes a werewolf.

What We Think
Reviewed by The North Star
I know that is a very short gist but it was all I could come up for this movie.  First off, Mystery Science Theater is a show where they take terrible movies and they watch them and during the movie make hilarious comments about what is going on.  Werewolf the movie that they chose to do for this episode was so terrible.  I have seen a lot of Mystery Science Theaters and this one was one of the worst.  I was so confused because all of the characters were randomly turning into werewolves and the main 2 guys looked exactly a-like so you had no clue what was going on.  With bad movies though comes hilarious comments.  This MST3000 was narrated by Mike and some of their comments were so funny that almost everyday my friends and I will quote the movie while walking in the hallways.  In MST3000 throughout the movie they will do little skits and usually they aren’t that funny but there is one song that sing in a skit that is pure genius.  The other great thing about this episode was that not all the jokes were fall on my back im laughing so hard some were just a chuckle or not funny at all and with a show like this not every joke has to be hilarious. If you ever have extra time then you should check out any Mystery Science Theaters but this one is a winner so if you have never watched Mystery Science Theater then pick this one because you won’t be disappointed.
Real Teen Rating~ The actual movie:  D- : I wouldn’t bother at all
Mystery Science Theater: A: You MUST watch this movie

Reviewed by Dream Catcher
Okay, first of all, the actual movie is about archeologists who, on an archeological dig, find the bones of a dead werewolf. They then proceed to have a horribly unrealistic fist fight where one of the archeologists falls over the bones and scratches himself.  He becomes a werewolf because of this and attacks the innocent by night. So, in short, one of the worst plots ever created. The funny thing is I’m not sure which was worse, the terrible acting or the terrible plot. This makes it the perfect Mystery Science Theater movie. As for the whole package (mystery science theater comments and the movie itself) it was pretty good. The comments made were pretty funny but most weren’t hilarious. A few I still quote when I can slip them into conversation. Of the mystery science theaters I’ve seen this has the best skits, but not the best comments during the movie. Overall, it was an above-average funny Mystery Science Theater but not the funniest of the ones I’ve seen. If you’re in the mood for some giggles (and one of the most predictable endings to a movie ever) pick up this Mystery Science Theater and watch it with some friends – you won’t be disapointed.
Real Teen Rating~ The actual movie : D- : I woudn’t bother at all.
Mystery Science Theater: A : You MUST watch this movie.

Reviewed by Living Destiny
The actual movie was so incredibly pathetic it wasn’t funny.  Well ok, it was a little funny.  But the Mystery Science Theater crew completely decimated the movie, and it became hilarious.  Unlike North Star, I usually like the skits they have (unless they’re really lame), and these ones were so so funny.  The song one was definitely the best one I’ve ever seen, and I still go around singing it in school (drawing some very weird looks.)  The comments during the movie were very funny too.  This episode was a Mike episode (as opposed to a Joel episode), and I am learning to like Mike the more I watch him comment on.  Crow and Tom Servo were, as always, so so funny.  They made all these great comments about the main girl, making fun of her accent.  There was also one really funny-but-bad pun that was just perfect.  Puns are amazing.  Gypsy wasn’t in this episode, but then she’s not in many episodes, so it didn’t make a difference at all.  This was a really good episode of MST3000, and I would know, because I’ve seen some terrible episodes.  Great movie (and even series) to watch with friends at a sleepover!
Real Teen Rating~The actual movie: D- : I wouldn’t bother at all.
Mystery Science Theater: A: You MUST watch this movie.